A quietly witty hoodie for fluent-in-legalese minds. The front reads “FLUENT IN LEGALESE,” while the back delivers the dry translation: “I translate ‘ASAP’ to ‘You should have told me yesterday.’” It’s made for contract readers, deadline chasers, office comedians, and anyone who has ever decoded a vague work email with a raised eyebrow. The medium-heavy cotton-polyester blend brings cozy warmth to chilly commutes, late-night drafting sessions, and casual Fridays. A double-lined hood, adjustable drawcord, and kangaroo pocket keep things comfortable, while the clean white design lets the message do the talking. Wear it to the office, a law school study session, or your next coworker gift exchange when ordinary small talk won’t do.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with a soft feel and durable construction
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² fabric for cozy warmth on chilly days
- Tubular knit design without side seams for a comfortable fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood and double-lined hood for added coverage
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for convenient hand warmth
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean