{"product_id":"funny-office-weekender-bag-still-waiting-email-quote-tote","title":"Funny Office Weekender Bag – “Still Waiting” Email Quote Tote","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the person who has sent the follow-up, the reminder, and the “just checking in” email—this Weekender Bag says it all. “RE: MY PREVIOUS EMAIL \/ DATE: \/ STATUS: STILL WAITING” brings dry workplace humor to errands, commutes, beach days, and overnight plans. The cream-colored rope handles and understated text give it a relaxed, witty look, while the roomy T-bottom makes space for the essentials. Carry it when patience is running thin and your inbox is still silent.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Made from wrinkle-resistant 100% spun polyester\u003cbr\u003e- Roomy 24\" x 13\" one-size design with a structured T-bottom\u003cbr\u003e- 27\" cream-colored cotton rope handles with gold-tone metal grommets\u003cbr\u003e- Cream sheeting interior lining made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; size tolerance is 0.75\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Before cleaning the bag, remove all the items from the bag. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e24\" × 13\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e12.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5.51\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle height, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e11.42\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" × 13\"","offer_id":67746513584228,"sku":"65488757098381041653","price":42.13,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0259\/1185\/3130\/files\/2452821260077643178_2048.jpg?v=1792298276","url":"https:\/\/millionairepromotions.biz\/products\/funny-office-weekender-bag-still-waiting-email-quote-tote","provider":"Millionaire Promotions","version":"1.0","type":"link"}